The Dishonorable Larry Craig
United States Senate
Washington, DC 20510-1203
Dear Sister:
I never heard of you until your recent lewd conduct arrest, but the minute I heard your high-pitched lilting voice, my “gay-dar” went on full-Spidey tingling alert.
I don’t know about you, but in my part of the world, anonymously sucking a guy’s cock in a public restroom usually is considered fag behavior. But maybe not in Idaho.
Perhaps it’s time you start admitting it to yourself--it sure is obvious to the rest of the world. And probably to your sons. Hopefully, you did not molest them when they were children.
By the way, perhaps you wouldn’t be deserving of contempt if not for your hypocrisy, particularly in voting for the impeachment of Bill Clinton for a sexual indiscretion. But, again, I guess you were particularly disgusted since his peccadillo was with a woman.
I saw that you were quoted on Tim Russert’s show as referring to President Clinton as “a bad boy, a naughty boy.” OMG, what a giveaway.
A straight U.S. Citizen
P.S. BTW, I do hope you do decide to stay in office to underscore how completely hypocritical and morally bankrupt the GOP is during the upcoming elections.
